Simpler times when a woman wasn't expected to get into anal bleaching and other degrading, physically damaging, body hating stuff. All she had to do was put a triangular piece of cardboard over her bush and she was acceptable to photograph. The good old days. I am, however, rather surprised there was no mention of Lysol douching.

“cleanse carefully after every evacuation”

ugh, smeg aka twat cheese

The last sentence of the first excerpt explains a lot of the nuns at my parochial school.

Screw you 1940's, I'll lodge small objects in my urethra if I want!

So cleaning ones lady-business is out of fashion now you say? Eww!

Yeah, women, speed the F up! I'm on a countdown timer here!

I think the problem is that all the weight of success or failure of marriage is placed on the woman.

they don't demand that i shave the entire thing, so i give this book an A+.

I think it's hilarious that this is considered outdated while we still expect women to keep themselves cleaner than an operating room.

Keep that pussy clean, girls!!

God, I hate it when I masturbate and small objects get lodged in my urethra. If I had a nickle for every time THAT happened.

Read the last excerpted paragraph again, the one which says that an unclean vagina is cause for divorce. It's like Martin Lawrence's act if he'd been a really uptight white guy.

Most painful of all: in it's time, I bet this was considered progressive or wildly liberal.

Smegma.

smelly vaginas have always been the leading cause of divorce in otherwise healthy and all american moral marriages.

masturbating is natural, marriage is not.

Wow!!!!!

The key to a perfect marriage: one in which neither partner has to masturbate.

and yet the myth that all women can have orgasms, especially though vaginal intercourse prevails to this day. if you can't have one, you must not be doing it right!