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They say that too, you fucking imbecile. RT @50cent: They say don't drink and drive but they ain't say don't get drunk and drive. LMAO
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 19, 2011
9.
Donuts are gay bagels.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 26, 2011
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If you throw the candy past the kids, they run after it & you have like 3 seconds to show their mom your dick.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November1, 2011
7.
I don't speak Italian, but Pinot Grigio means "slut fuel," right?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December3, 2011
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Kobe called a ref "faggot" last night. Apparently he felt the ref's lifestyle of CONSENSUAL anal sex made him look bad.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 13, 2011
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The worst is when you wash your hands & there's no paper towels & rabid dogs kill everyone you love.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May3, 2011
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"They make their kids do WHAT?!" - Hitler, hearing about "Toddlers & Tiaras"
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July2, 2011
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"Poking" someone on Facebook is exactly as creepy as showing them your soft penis in an elevator.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December4, 2011
2.
Be careful; you are a can of soda. RT @Pepsi: Biking along the beach to catch the sunset. Doin’ summer nights right!
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 14, 2011
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Someone should do a cover of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah." Such a lovely song.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December4, 2011