Something Weird Is Happening To Kevin Durant’s Mouth

It’s dirty now!

This is Kevin Durant. He’s one of the best basketball players in the world, and generally considered the NBA’s most prominent “good guy.”

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1. It’s well known that Durant has “Business Tattoos.” He’s covered on the chest and back, but leaves his arms clean to give off a wholesome image.

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His image is so wholesome that he starred in a terrible kids’ movie with Jim Belushi that was basically “Freaky Friday” with basketball.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=j0wiLTsDqag.

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2. But then this year, something changed.

In December, Nike launched a tongue-in-cheek ad campaign with the tagline “#KDISNOTNICE”

On December 30th, Durant had some harsh e-words for two of his teammates who were harassing him about his favorite football team.

Then last Wednesday, Durant was ejected for the first time in his NBA career. It appeared his response to getting ejected was to tell the ref “Fuck you.” My goodness!

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0h1cCKXJyNQ.

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And after his beloved Redskins lost yesterday, he got salty with teammate Kendrick Perkins.

But KD’s mouth hasn’t just gotten dirtier — if these recent photos of him are any indication, it’s also starting to physically change shape in a weird way.

I mean, there’s no way these were just two poorly-timed photos, right? That’s way less likely than our interpretation: they’re a sudden deformity created by KD’s DESCENT INTO EVIL.

Source: (Left: Reuters/Fred Thornhill. Right: AP/Alonzo Adams)