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Harry Potter’s Resumé To Join The Aurors

Mr. Potter, I believe you may be overqualified.

Jack Moore BuzzFeed Staff posted about 8 months ago
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  • kmdonohoo   Harry Potter's Resumé To Join ... and thinks it’s LOL & Win  about 2 months ago ×
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  • He's Harry freaking Potter. He doesn't need a resume!

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    8 months ago
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  • FACT: Anyone who fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and survived was actually immediately accepted (should they want to pursue a career there) into the Auror office without needing to complete their N.E.W.T.S. SO TECHNICALLY, Harry didn't even need a resume!

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  • I always assumed he'd have to go back and do his N.E.W.T.S….

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  • Dear Mr Potter, I regret to inform you that your application to become an Auror has been rejected by the Auror Office. After reviewing your current family records we have deemed you mentally deficient and therefore unsuitable for a position in the Auror Office. Our main concern was the bizarre names you gave to your children which made us feel you're mind may have suffered as a result of your legendary exploits.  Enclosed with this letter is a referral to Healer Dilys Derwent of St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries who is the preeminent expert in magical maladies of the mind. Kind regards John Dawlish
    Head of the Auror Office
    Ministry of Magic

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  • I love this! Who wouldn't give him a job after all he's done?

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  • This is how it would be.

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  • I thought anyone who fought in the battle of Hogwarts was given a pass to be an Auror?

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  • For more nitpicking, as Harry is English, he'd spell it 'Utilise', not 'Utilize'.
    English is different than American.

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  • I know I'm going to be a total nit-picker, even though they essentially mean the same thing, but Dumbledore was Headmaster.

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  • Survived 2 killing curses? Over qualified. Also, he doesn't speak parseltongue anymore.

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  • Being bilingual is so important in today's job market.

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  • Never put “References Available Upon Request.” They know that. Plus, many of your most relevant references are either dead (Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, Lupin), don't really know your work directly (Mad-Eye, since it was a fake Mad-Eye that taught you in school), hate you (Umbridge), or are your besties (Hermione, Ron).

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