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A Tattoo Artist's Revenge On His Cheating Girlfriend: Poop Tattoo

When this guy found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he didn't tell her. After all, she wanted him to give her a giant back tattoo. This was not the design she had asked for.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
A Tattoo Artist's Revenge On His Cheat...
JP Moore

File this under "news" stories that we are dubious of, and yet really hope are true:

"Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it."

It turns out that Rossie had been cheating on Ryan with one of his oldest friends, but rather than confront her, Ryan hatched a plan. He got Rossie to sign a waiver saying that the design of the tattoo was up to the "artist's discretion" and then went to work.

Isn't it beautiful?

Via: veryweirdnews.com

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  • Looks like a pic of narnia to me :) I guess its the LIAR, THE BITCH AND THE WHOREDROBE. (ok that's kinda funny, you try rhyming something with wardrobe that pertains to this story…)

    melissam33
    2 months ago
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    2 months ago
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  • Looks like marker pen, not tattoo ink, funny idea though :)

    Bongwater
    2 months ago
  • that would take days to make… i think she would realize what was going on

    multichampion
    2 months ago
  • Fake, but brilliant.

    neptuny
    2 months ago
  • Win, but so, so mean.

    Gitsie Gutwrench
    2 months ago
  • clearly fake
    quit all the “she asked for a narnia tattoo HAHAHA jokes” they are not funny/clever
    if this was real i am amazed by how many lonely neckbeards think that permanently destroying someone's back is fitting revenge for them cheating
    fuck internet, your better then this

    carty
    2 months ago
  • Let's see the front.

    David G.
    2 months ago
  • Didn't she ask to see the progress as all of this was moving along?
    I get this is probably fake, but just throwing that out there.

    Jessica D.
    2 months ago
  • What a shitty tattoo…. (GET IT!?) how do you not laugh the entire time you're working on that masterpiece? And, lastly, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about… she asked for a “scene from Narnia”…doesn't this tattoo pretty much sum it up?

    ssb062000
    2 months ago
  • This is just totally her fault. I don't care if she didn't know he knew that she was a slut, she should've just gone to someone else for the tattoo. You don't trust anyone you're cheating on with anything that alters any part of your body when you're doing something so deceitful to them! Now she's likely going to end up with no boyfriend, no affair partner, and a shitty tattoo! Totally her fault!

    silverhellion
    2 months ago
  • I wonder what the thought process is on having your EX tattoo your body.

    JeffonTheRadio
    2 months ago
  • haha i love everything about this

    Tatyana P.
    2 months ago
  • that's hilarious..I would do the same..

    MrsR7
    2 months ago
  • she deserves it for being a cheating whore

    Tiff M.
    2 months ago
  • What a piece if sh*t

    Monsterr
    2 months ago
  • isnt shitting on the back a sexual fetish?

    tommos
    2 months ago
  • So full of win.

    Fiji Wiji
    2 months ago
  • Pretty sure this story is fake, just as another previous user said, this photo has been floating around the internet for a while.

    AdventureNeckbeard
    2 months ago

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