A Tattoo Artist's Revenge On His Cheating Girlfriend: Poop Tattoo
When this guy found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he didn't tell her. After all, she wanted him to give her a giant back tattoo. This was not the design she had asked for.
File this under "news" stories that we are dubious of, and yet really hope are true:
"Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it."
It turns out that Rossie had been cheating on Ryan with one of his oldest friends, but rather than confront her, Ryan hatched a plan. He got Rossie to sign a waiver saying that the design of the tattoo was up to the "artist's discretion" and then went to work.
Isn't it beautiful?
Via: veryweirdnews.com
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Looks like a pic of narnia to me :) I guess its the LIAR, THE BITCH AND THE WHOREDROBE. (ok that's kinda funny, you try rhyming something with wardrobe that pertains to this story…)
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FTW for those that called it fake
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This poop graphic is actually really popular among teenaged girls in Japan — when I taught high school over there, they would draw it in their notebooks and get stickers of it. Just one of the many reasons I don't believe the back story.
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Looks like marker pen, not tattoo ink, funny idea though :)
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that would take days to make… i think she would realize what was going on
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Fake, but brilliant.
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Win, but so, so mean.
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clearly fake
quit all the “she asked for a narnia tattoo HAHAHA jokes” they are not funny/clever
if this was real i am amazed by how many lonely neckbeards think that permanently destroying someone's back is fitting revenge for them cheating
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Let's see the front.
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Didn't she ask to see the progress as all of this was moving along?
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What a shitty tattoo…. (GET IT!?) how do you not laugh the entire time you're working on that masterpiece? And, lastly, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about… she asked for a “scene from Narnia”…doesn't this tattoo pretty much sum it up?
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This is just totally her fault. I don't care if she didn't know he knew that she was a slut, she should've just gone to someone else for the tattoo. You don't trust anyone you're cheating on with anything that alters any part of your body when you're doing something so deceitful to them! Now she's likely going to end up with no boyfriend, no affair partner, and a shitty tattoo! Totally her fault!
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I wonder what the thought process is on having your EX tattoo your body.
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haha i love everything about this
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that's hilarious..I would do the same..
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she deserves it for being a cheating whore
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What a piece if sh*t
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isnt shitting on the back a sexual fetish?
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So full of win.
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Pretty sure this story is fake, just as another previous user said, this photo has been floating around the internet for a while.





























