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A Tattoo Artist’s Revenge On His Cheating Girlfriend: Poop Tattoo

When this guy found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he didn’t tell her. After all, she wanted him to give her a giant back tattoo. This was not the design she had asked for.

File this under “news” stories that we are dubious of, and yet really hope are true:

“Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.”

It turns out that Rossie had been cheating on Ryan with one of his oldest friends, but rather than confront her, Ryan hatched a plan. He got Rossie to sign a waiver saying that the design of the tattoo was up to the “artist’s discretion” and then went to work.

Isn’t it beautiful?

Via veryweirdnews.com

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