18 Reasons You Should Be Following Baseball's Weirdest Player On Twitter

On the field, Nyjer Morgan is equal parts fun to watch and frustrating. Off the field, he's just fun. On Twitter, he's a genius. Here's why.

Why do I love Nyjer Morgan? Let me count the ways.

1. He Has An Alter-Ego Named Tony Plush Who Has Great Words Of Wisdom

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/185354046893326336

2. He Wears Protective Headgear Whenever Necessary

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/131143910474002432

3. He Considers Ochocinco His Mentor

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/111106334740582400

4. He Loves Twilight

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/136499806532149248

5. He Has Great Fitness Tips

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/100438487618158592

6. He Has Brought Out Other Alter-Egos Only To Have Tony Plush Defeat Them

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/116352693454376960

Note: All of his alter-egos have been named "Tony something." It's unclear why, as no varriation of Tony or Anthony is in his actual name.

7. He Loves His Jewish Brothers And Sisters

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/188267024282157056

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/188267205731946496

8. He Is Very Specific About Where Enemies Should Be Kept

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/186449613430079488

9. He's Great At Photoshop

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/100231746225836032

10. No Seriously, He LOVES Twilight

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/136514195112984577

11. He Appreciates The "Second" Most Interesting Man In The World

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/98264711715500033

12. He Gets Really Excited About Tourist-y Things Wherever He Goes

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/85580151081025536

13. He Knows His Plushdamentals

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14. He Has A Zen-Like Take On The Passage Of Time

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/186086942025318400

15. He's A Real Life Where's Waldo

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/85562185123766272

16. He Has Great Taste In Clothes

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/75589281615331328

17. He Doesn't Believe It's Possible To Be On Time

Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/TheRealTPlush/status/185717914501005313

18. Sometimes He Doesn't Even Know What The Score Is

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