It’s adorable when outliers try to describe the statistical curve. Like when rich people tell us the secret to success.

Depends on who you gonna have sex with. Also, genetics must play in longevity too… and not getting killed in freak accidents.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/114yearold-attributes-longevity-to-sheer-random-ch,20223/

Guess im gona die soon. no love  no sex not white Im messing up all over the place D:

Of course love is the key. They say God is love for a reason.  “[But] maybe what is important doesn’t change. I learned this from Bob Haggart, a good friend in my hometown of Syracuse, New York. Bob had been diagnosed with multiple myeloma in 1988 and was not doing well. He wouldn’t live to see the new millennium. I wanted to get his perspective, as someone who knows death is real, about what is important and enduring. But before I could do so, his wife, Brenda, called. Bob was in the hospital. He was too sick to see visitors or to write his regular newspaper column for the Syracuse Post-Standard. Then on Valentine’s Day a column by Bob - written on a word processor sneaked into his hospital room by one of his colleagues - appeared in the Post-Standard. “This is my Valentine to Brenda,” it reads. “Unfortunately, this Valentine will not look or taste as good as those hearts that grade-school teachers in Kansas helped me cut out and paste on big pieces of red paper. … So here is my Valentive, composed in my head as Brenda sleeps beside me on my hospital bed. The paper and paste of my Valentine hold straight and true the best words I have ever written in my life. Bob loves Brenda forever.” Eleven days later Bob died. I never got to see him or thank him for answering my question. Love endures.” - Joel L. Swerdlow Love is the key to errything.

I’m worried that what some people just read was “as long as you’re married, you can eat all the butter and sugar you want.”

So the secret is just fall in love, have sex and foresake modern medicine? I have a boyfriend now so I’m 1/3 of the way there…now I just need to boink him and pop my cherry. XD