7 Problems With Being Known As That Girl Who Rides Horses

It's not a compliment to say, "Oh, that's cool. You kind of look like one!"

1. Your "interesting fact about yourself" that you share with new people is often injury-related.

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Yeah, uh, I've broken eight of my toes.

No, no, I swear they look normal!

2. If you have long hair, it often gets compared to a horse's mane.

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"Oh, you really like horses? Yeah, I can see that. Your hair is really long."

3. Men make really inappropriate jokes about you "riding" ~things.~

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No, I won't be taming or riding anything of yours. My steeds are much more intelligent.

4. Someone always asks if you have ever or would ever eat horse.

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WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! You're sick. Have you eaten dog? I can't talk to you anymore.

5. People assume you're rich.

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HA! Hahahahaha! That's a good one.

So, we're splitting this check?

6. People feel the need to tell you about that one time they rode a horse.

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Men: "It really hurt my boys, if ya know what I mean." *Winks*

Men and women: "It just wasn't listening to me. I guess I didn't get a very smart or trained one."

No, it was the horse who didn't get the "smart or trained one."

7. Anytime you're driving somewhere, someone points out every single horse.

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OH, SHIT! Is that what that is? Damn! PULL OVER, 'cause I like NEVER see those!

But, really, you always look and you're always excited, because you really do love them.