Digital Underground: “See a guy you like? Just grab him in the biscuits!”

1:59 - There's nothing that sparks my interest more than a girl telling me how attractive a rich, famous, physically gifted athlete is!

These women look like they're wearing snuggies.

“You're really tapping a gold mine!” These hosts really outdid themselves.

Honestly, it's the over-sized two-tone pantsuit that really lures them in.

Tip for the Ladies : Some men don't read newspapers at the bus stop, so in that case maybe try suggestively eating a banana to show your interest in him.

'A small stuffed animal'?! Carried by a grown woman?
Yeah, that's a great way to start a conversation… because he won't just think you're completely insane.

Cosmopolitan Magazine: The Early Years

“Hmm, attractive woman. Just my type. But she sure looks like a … I don't need that.” I'm thinking maybe the problem is him, not her. So the “art” apparently consists entirely of quietly whispering “what a wonderful idea, you're so smart!” to guys. Creepy.

The “good news” newspaper line works all the time.