It’s probably a little more than 14% in all reality. I mean, the pollster probably started with questions asking if you support the administration and only went to the anti-christ question after you responded negatively about the president in every other question. That method completely leaves out those of us who supported him and continue to do so expressly because we believe him to be the anti-christ. Because from what I hear from Glenn Beck and others my being a progressive necessarily means that I am a Satanist.
Well, 14% is actually not too bad considering how many crazy people are out there. I conducted my own poll around work and with friends and around the house.
10% Thought Obama may be the Antichrist. However the seriousness of the answer is in question as other nominees for Antichrist given and unasked were; That slap-chop guy, Lady Gaga, some singing kid named Justin who I already forgot their last name, Simon Cowell and Garfield because I quote “I f’ing hate Garfield.”. Here are some other results: 70% thought it was a stupid question
50% thought it was a very strange question
5% asked if I was on “the pot” and how everyone was doing
20% felt my forehead to check for fever and asked me if I was feeling okay
40% said to pay attention to what we were doing in World of Warcraft because your going to get us wiped
5% side stepped the question and asked me to pull the trash to the sidewalk in the morning
5% said that while asking if Obama was the Antichrist was crazy talk, he did mention that he thought McCain would have been a better Commander-in-Chief because he was a POW and because I’m apparently raising “Alex P. Keaton”
5% also said they should be able to stay up later to watch “Phineas & Ferb”
20% asked me what we were going to have for dinner
20% asked me why I just didn’t ask if he was a servant of Chethulu or a Sith if we were going to delve into fiction
50% Thought that Sloth loves Chunk
100% Thought that Chunk loves rocky road.
It’s basically the same stat twice: Let’s state that the US has a population of 100 americans, composed of 50 democrats and 50 republicans (easiser on the math and close to reality). 25% of 50 (pop of republicans) = 12.5 ~ 13 persons. So on 100 americans, there are 13 republicans on 100 americans, hence 13% of the total population, that believe shit.
What’s all this talk about visiting Canada? Why don’t you MOVE here? :) We’ll treat you good, believe us. Meanwhile, a large segment of Americans need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It is incredible to me to see the level of hysteria down there. Every little thing is a billion times amplified and everyone starts screaming at each other about going to hell.
You can’t fake this. The man is intelligent, strong, compassionate and humble: the perfect qualities for great leadership (all 4 of which were missing from the dead weight who last sat behind the desk). Of course, “humility” is becoming obsolete, particularly among those who vote for the most absurd, offensive answer in asinine polls. Just when it seemed like the world would start to make sense again, those narrow-minded bigots decide to shout even louder, stamping their little feet and banging their “Judgement Day is Nigh” gongs in a desperate bid for attention… I despair; I really do.