the “enthusiastic female guest” is florida congresswoman corrine brown  leave it to florida

celebrate mitch hedberg… go to a steven wright show… and thank him for the inspiration

in other more recent news, Mars bars were discontinued in 2002.

“Rules By Which A Great Empire May Be Reduced To A Small One” by Benjamin Franklin

this makes complete sense, following mark twain's theory that shakespeare was a pen name for numerous other writers of the time. the combined vocabulary of multiple individuals would surely be greater than the vocabulary of one fictional person.

more fun is to let the air out of all four of their tires. open the caps and use the end of your key. no damage to the car, but lots of inconvenience and a towing bill for the idiot.