1. When he shared this photo of him and Channing Tatum and proved that lightning can strike twice.
It wasn't until I got home, I realized my keys, wallet and kidney was missing. #Gambit. #deadpool
2. When he made a pun on "Amuse-bouche" to promote this new movie, "Deadpool".
A little Amuse Douche. http://t.co/ZIrq1Htkkp #Deadpool
3. When he asked the most intriguing "Shark Week" question ever.
I wonder if sharks are huddled up underwater, scared shitless while watching Human Week.
4. When he made this statement and forced everyone in the world to reflect on their sweatpants hoarding habits.
If I owned 100 pair of sweatpants it'd be hard enough to select which ones to wear each day, let alone while riding a regret-rocket to hell.
5. When he was completely upfront and honest about the perks of fame.
Most say, "honing their craft". But for me, it's imposing my gigantically terrible opinions on children and seniors. https://t.co/ZqvLkPLN2J
6. When he casually admitted that he's obsessed with Zayn Malik from One Direction and got over 11,000 favourites.
Paint one mural of Zayn on the hood of your car using gold leaf and real hair, and suddenly you're "obsessed".
7. When he lovingly poked fun at his mom and her tendency to over-embellish.
Love it when mom tells an anecdote about last night's dinner, but starts with her own birth and works her way forward in real time.
8. When he addressed the issue of gang violence in a relatable way.
Just saw West Side Story. Gang violence has changed a lot over the years.
9. When he burned Nancy Grace and didn't pay her medical bills.
When Bruce Banner's angry, he turns into the Hulk. It'd be cool to see the Hulk get angry, then turn into Nancy Grace.
10. When he practically forced us all to imagine him in the shower and we didn't mind it at all.
Ever notice halfway through a shower, that you're not in the shower at all? Just crying super hard? #HappyCanadaDay
11. When he contemplated his own comical demise because of a struggle we all know too well.
When someone's describing the route they took to work that day, I never know when the best moment is to take my life with fire.
12. When he FINALLY explained the difference between himself and fellow Canadian national treasure, Ryan Gosling.
Different hair colors. Ryan Gosling has light BLOND hair. And Ryan Reynolds is a cunt. https://t.co/L7BZnh1cGD
13. When he realized that he had this "parenting" thing down pat.
On Fathers Day, my daughter smiled at me. It was all the gift I needed as I packed a bag and left for 6 years to write a book on parenting.
14. When he openly revealed which "One Direction" member is his favourite.
He's not the most popular member, but I love the no-nonsense, assistant lighting technician, Doug. 😍 https://t.co/ksF68CvszZ
15. When he admitted that his daughter's artwork is "garbage" and got over 56,000 retweets.
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
16. When he absolutely refused to bend to societal demands on his personal grooming habits.
I'm not gonna shave my armpits to validate Social Norms. I'll frost the shit out of the tips though. But after that, back off, Social Norms.
17. When he unknowingly encouraged us all to master our milkshake-making skills on the off chance that he might show up in our yards.
I'm in the yard. I'd like a milkshake. I've done my part.
18. When he caused a massive existential crisis amongst his Twitter followers.
We're all just blood filled meat puppets marching inexorably towards death. Or Florida. I'm not very good at this. https://t.co/WZQ0Q1PqP7
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