The Best Fast Food Establishment You Have Never Had

Because sudden service should come in a flash.

Located in East Tennessee and Southwest Virginia, Pal's is not only the ideal food establishment to fulfill your all-american nourishment needs (burgers, fries, hot dogs, and milk shakes), this distinctive establishment offers fast food with a fast-paced service. *insert thunder sound effect*

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The highly-appealing exterior is decorated with a hamburger, hot dog, (frenchie) fry, and drink cup.

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Probably their most popular item on the menu are their cheddar rounds. I'm not kidding. They probably sell around one million of these by 6:07 A.M.

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While it may look like a regular hamburger, this is a Big Pal. It's big, and you will order fifty-two.

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You see that delicious meat boat in your hands? Of course you don't. It's a food mirage. Go get a Pal's hot dog.

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No, it's not a McRib. This is a sauceburger: a beef patty with special sauce.

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This is a frenchie fry. Please do not confuse with your typical fast food french fries. These are frenchie fries. They're better.

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Mmmmm! Milkshakes! You won't share.

You really wont.

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A toasted cheese with bacon! It may look like a grilled cheese you can make at home. But you can't.

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Be sure to wash that all down with a refreshing Big Tea (Peachy or Razzie).

SHHH! It's a Secret!

There's also a secret (that's not so secret) menu:

- Dipped Big Pal (meat is dipped in sauce burger sauce)

- Dressed Hot Dog (hot dog with lettuce, tomato and pickle)

- Ham & Cheese Breakfast Style (toasted cheese w/ ham)

- Chili Cheddar Rounds

- Peachy Mello Yellow

- Peachy Sprite

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3x faster than your average drive-thru.