Listen a lot of people are giving the people who didn't like this joke flak for “not having a sense of humor” or “being up their own ass” but I need to remind you, there's two things people do often: 1) Make bad jokes
2) Shit At no point is it a good idea to share either with as many people as possible. Sure it's inevitable another person is going to find out about it or be near by when they happen but if it's at all possible it's best to recognize what's coming and dispose of it in private. I hope this helps.

Nine!

Bruce Willis is “The Hard”.

NO SHIT it's German for “the.” It's sad you HAD to Google that. That's the Joke, fucking morons.

The only “Fail” here is all you haters who don't have a sense of humour. Why the hell isn't this worth a little laugh before moving on? The Internet embarrasses me by housing all the losers who can't speak up for themselves in real life.

“Die” is just the German word for “the”. However, “Muppets” in German roughly translates to “jews must be execute.” I know, it's weird they have a word for that, right? I guess that's why Statler and Waldorf look so nervous.

That's German for “the” and would take 5 seconds to google. Fail