The Kardashians S10 Trailer Reviewed By A Non-Viewer

Having proudly never seen a single episode, here's my take on the series 10 trailer.

00:01

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This is exactly what I imagined the show to be.

0:02

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No, THIS is EXACTLY what I imagined the show to be.

0:08

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Well they're TEN seasons in. I guess ritualistic pubic shaving is the only thing left to over-share with the public.

0:11

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I bet they have never met the people who decorated their house.

0:12

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AND I bet they have never met the people who buy their shoes.

0:24

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I can only presume this is a direct quote from the show’s producers?

0:28

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OH NO! One of the sisters has clearly tested positive for some sort of shellac induced skin disease...

0:32

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Michael Jackson is alive and well and has been living publicly under our noses for some time. Well done, Michael. You've had the last laugh.

0:34

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Hang on, which Kardashian sister is she? Kuinoa? Seriously, it looks like Julie Andrews has gone into witness protection in a wine cellar.

1:05 & 1:07

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I’m correct in presuming the only full-time job these Kardashian Ken's have is beard growing? "On Fridays we wear black."

1:19

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Oh, Kim. I imagine the whole 24 episode series will be achingly drawn out, centering on the build-up and the aftermath of *that* sentence.

1:23

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Good Lord! What has she done to Kanye West? It looks like the same thing Liz Hurley did to her last guy...

1:32

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Seriously, how rich is this b**tard?

Watch the full S10 trailer here

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