11 Unconventional Ways To Celebrate Bacon

It's Bacon Week in the UK. Here are 11 different ways to pledge your allegiance to, and declare your love of bacon. Mmmm...

1. Bacon Jelly Beans

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Why eat sweet meats, when you can eat meat sweets?

2. Bacon Cufflinks

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Wear your heart on your sleeve. And some bacon.

3. Bacon Fortune Teller

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Because bacon would never lie to you, you can trust its predictions.

4. Bacon Star Wars T-Shirt

If the Sith really have all the bacon, I would so turn to the dark side.

5. Bacon Wrapping Paper

Give the gift of bacon, wrapped in bacon. Just try not to eat the paper.

6. Bacon Toothpaste

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For bacony fresh breath.

7. Bacon Beer

Beer + Bacon = Awesome.

8. Bacon Shoes

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If Paul Simon had sung about 'bacon on the souls of her shoes' that album would have been an even bigger hit.

9. Bacon Casket

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When you die, take some bacon with you. And lie in bacon. Forever and ever and ever...

10. Bacon Envelopes

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If all envelopes tasted of bacon, we wouldn't be talking about the decline of snail mail.

11. Bacon Phone Case

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Wrap your phone in a protective bacon shell. Warning: you may start licking your phone.