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    10 Christmas Cards For The Scrouge You Know.

    I hate Christmas cards, but I wouldn’t be too upset if I got one of these. At least they reflect my grumpy nature.

    For the militantly anti-Christmas

    For people who wish Giant Santa would go on a brutal rampage

    For those who want to invoke the wrath of Batman

    For those looking forward to snowmen melting

    For the honest glutton

    For the one who’d rather be breaking bad

    For the surrealist

    For the paranoid

    For the cat-lover (seemed appropriate for this place)

    For the all-round grumpy git like myself