10 Reasons The Internet Will Suck All The Creative Content Out Of The World

Is dehumanization too strong a word?

1. The average internet article is 800 words or fewer.

Great! One more reason to look at cat memes

2. “One hundred and forty characters or less”

(ahem, “fewer”?)

3. Hashtags

#nuffsaid

4. All you need to know about a thing

Gif me a break.

5. Artists are now “content creators.”

Good luck with that.

6. “Access” has replaced ownership

Owning things is so 20th century.

7. Stephen Hawking thinks philosophy is dead.

He's really smart.

8. The rise of the "selfie"

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9. White people crazy.

True.

10. David Byrne said it would.

You may ask yourself, "How did I get here?"