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Ashton Kutcher = Instant FAIL
What Charlie Sheen brought to the Two And A Half Men table (aside from a sharp tongue and smoker’s face) is his own human duration, his hard-won knowledge of loss and difficult lessons learned. And they wanna' swap that out that with a walking can of hairspray?
