I first noticed it when Jeb Bush called Donald Trump a "Chaos Candidate."
"Hey," I thought. "That's like Muppet Theory. Which states there are Order Muppets and Chaos Muppets. Guess there are Order GOP Candidates and Chaos GOP Candidates."
But it goes even deeper. Each Republican Presidential candidate has a direct Muppet parallel. Physically, personally, strategically, mentally: the similarities are uncanny. Keep reading to see what I mean!
Donald Trump = Animal
Ted Cruz = Crazy Harry
Marco Rubio = Kermit the Frog
Jeb Bush = Sam the Eagle
Chris Christie = Miss Piggy
Dr. Ben Carson = Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Carly Fiorina = The Great Gonzo
Rand Paul = Fozzie Bear
Jim Gilmore = Beaker
John Kasich = Scooter
Bonus: The Koch Brothers = Statler and Waldorf
Like what you just read? See how the GOP candidates from the original primetime debate would have answered the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" question on YouTube!
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