There's A Blood Thirsty Lion Roaming Around The Boston Suburbs And No One Really Seems To Care

Typical Boston reaction to something like this: Eh...It'll go away. I'm just excited its Spring.

Just Ignore It

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Bob takes my approach to how I would handle something like this. Who the hell says its even a mountain lion? Because you found paw prints in the snow? Literally could be anything else. Call me when your evidence includes something concrete. For now, I'll go back to my yoga instructor wife.

Possible Fear ....But Not Really

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I think Jeff is really just playing the sensitive roll. Probably cleans up with the women. Guy runs in Massachusetts outside while wearing a hat that screams "I do this for a living. Nice brand new Reebok's. You'll never use them." True New Englander. Never Scared.

Bitch Please

Joe is the quintessential Bostonian. Works hard, makes money. Probably drives an F-250 that is filled with multiple girls on a nightly basis with required Bruins decal on the back. What the fuck is a mountain lion? We live in the mountains all of a sudden. Fuck outta here.