Tequila has the dubious distinction of being the first alcoholic beverage I had to enact a temporary ban on, due to my tendency to turn into a Chupacabra and terrorize the general populace after one too many. But today is National Tequila Day, so clearly it is a day for government-sanctioned ratchetería. (Click Image to read more)
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