1. These were our “Hunger Games”
Four players enter, only one survives. How ya like them odds, boy-o?
2. We had a “Game of Thrones,” too
When the music stopped, so did your heart.
3. “Mad Men”? Try these on for size
Mad enough for ya, junior?
4. T-Mobile is nothing new, either
Our tea was plenty mobile, thank you very much!
5. This was OUR Weezy
And she made us laugh intentionally, princess!
6. You want a “Twilight” saga? You got it, Mister!
Sign me up for Team Serling, cupcake!
7. Smart phones? Yeah, we had those covered, too
And we dialed them like a MAN, sunshine! By the time I hit kindergarten, I had callouses on my index finger!