More Unnerving Celebrity Puppets From 1987!

So famous, so unsettling! Let your celebrity nightmares commence.

1. Princess Di and Fergie (no, not THAT Fergie!)

The Sloane Ranger and Her Great White Horse

2. Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, and Meryl Streep

Three Characters in Search of Their Motivation

3. Laurence Olivier and John Gielgud

Old Actors Never Die; They Just End Up Cue-Less

4. Mikhail Gorbachev

A Czar Is Born

5. Cyndi Lauper

A Video Fave, Wherever Cable Is Laid

6. Madonna (WARNING: This one is disturbing!)

She's Marilyn Monroe, Right Down To the Roots

7. Michael Jackson

Has Billions. Now Living. Will Never Die. (NOTE: Don't blame me for these captions, folks. They're from 1987.)

8. Mike Tyson

Solid As a Rock, and Just About as Interesting

9. Tina Turner

Big Ike Keep On Yearnin', Proud Tina Keep On Earnin'

10. Whoopi Goldberg (WARNING: Approach with extreme caution!)

A Jumping Jack Flash In the Pan