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    The 13 Craziest Objects Ever Found Inside People

    Not even a whole bottle of Tums can take care of this one. Either people need to find better stuff to eat, or the food in their area is really this bad. From an inmate with over 30 objects found up his rectum, to lawyers with weird fetishes, to a woman who ate an entire set of cutlery, here are the weirdest things ever found inside people complaining of "inexplicable" stomach pains. Seriously, what the hell.