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15 Photos Of The Most Tantalizing Saltine Porn

Dry, salty crackers never looked so arousing.

1. Look at you.

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2. So unbelievably square.

4. So salty. Where does the salt end and the cracker begin?

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5. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby.

6. Who wants summa dis?

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7. Look, a bowl of naughty temptresses.

8. Oh, did you find a friend?

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9. Oh yeah, up close and personal.

10. Upset stomach or just ready to party?

11. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable?

12. Come out of hiding, saltine, you little minx.

13. Got the entire afternoon open and six saltines on a plate.

14. I could get lost in those salt granules forever.

15. Shhhhhhhh, don’t speak saltines. All we have is this moment.

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