1. The cheekbone enhancers.
“Don’t forget about my elite facial structure…for even a second.”
2. Angelina’s humanitarian aviators.
These frames tell you “I’ve flown to a higher moral plane” without the nuisance of puny mortal words.
3. Johnny Depp’s I-never-really-left-The-Secret-Window glasses.
He wins for his lifetime role of sexy recluse.
7. As well as Britney’s out-of-control (that is to say, “2009”) version.
11. These meshy Steampunk kitchenette specs.
No celeb has worn them yet … so get some unsifted flour and impress all your friends.
13. Amber Rose’s cyborg sunnies.
For when you’re between planets.