Buzz·Posted on 3 Mar 201438 Utterly Bizarre Tweets By Gerry AdamsTeddy bear romance, creme egg dreams and strawberry pavlova. It can only be the Twitter timeline of Sinn Féin's Irish republican leader.by Jim WatersonBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Dreamt I was eating Cream Eggs. Woke up this morn. Pillow & beard covered in chocolate & cream thingymebob. 08:52 AM - 25 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Standing @the corner (in the rain) watching all the girls go by.Standing @ the corner (in Dundalk in the rain)giving all the girls the Eye. 02:48 PM - 14 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Where r U going 2 my lovely? When ur alone in ur bed? What r the thoughts that surround U? Whats going on inside ur head? 09:44 PM - 10 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF When u come 2 the end of a lollipop. 2 the end. 2 the end of a lollipop. When u come 2 the end of a lollipop. Pop goes ur heart. Xo TGBE. 10:53 PM - 09 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Feel like a duvet day. 10:40 AM - 22 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Fell asleep on sofa after dindins. Dreamt aris about cream eggs. Woke up 2 this & Winning Streak!! 09:09 PM - 25 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Have U ever been lonely?Have U ever been blue?B a little forgiving. Take me back in ur heart. How can I go on living now that we're apart. 11:12 PM - 13 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Happy Valentines Day xoxoxo 07:13 AM - 14 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF I wish I wish I wish in vain. I wish that I was a youth again. But a youth again I never can be until apples grow on an ivy tree. Monday! xo 08:08 AM - 10 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF 'more I learn abt people de more I like my dog'Mark Twain.'more I learn abt dogs de more I like people'Nuada Adams. 11:10 AM - 04 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Just had a flashback 2 the 1 legged dog. Saw a 2 legged cat. Walking very tall. In Pearse St. On hind legs. 08:46 AM - 27 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Each night I ask the stars up above. Why must I b a teenager in love? 07:55 AM - 03 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF A Great Bernard dog just sidled up 2 the sofa & gave me a Brandy&Port. Nuada & Snowie never even barked.Hope he comes back.Or am I dreaming? 09:54 PM - 16 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Cuppa camomile, PJs, some broken biscuits. Tom&Ted on my knees. All waiting 4 Paisley;Genesis To Revelation. 10:14 PM - 20 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Barr an lá leat. Another soft day. Me @ Ted have work 2 do. Have a nice Lent. 07:14 AM - 13 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF One of Teds in laws. In Ratoath. Waiting 4 Darren O Rourke 4 Meath East. 08:37 PM - 25 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Friday! Yahoo! Getting home 2 c the small people in my life. Cant wait.ted will b sasta. 09:17 AM - 15 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Yes ted&tom r same sex couple.But thats their business.And not the issue. RG still sez they r 2 young.Hopefully it will b ok.Codladh samh x 11:30 PM - 17 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Tom & Ted r officially engaged. Congratulations 2 them both. Celebrations @ Teddy Bear Picnic Party later. Yippeee! 03:33 PM - 04 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Hushabye baby on the tree top.When the wind blows the cradle will rockWhen wind stills the cradle will fall&down will come baby&cradle&all. 11:42 PM - 20 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Fly me 2 the moon.Let me play among the stars.Take me up 2 Venus,2 jupiter or Mars.In other words hold my hand.In other words sayU love me. 08:40 AM - 23 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF I used 2 sing Black Velvet Band @ the top of my voice while cycling 2 Glenavy. I once got so carried away that I cycled into a field. 12:19 PM - 15 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF All U need is love. All U need is love. AllU need is love. Love, love is all U need. An grá abú! 08:35 AM - 01 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Dreamt I was in a cafe drinkin coffee. Ryan Turbidy sat@my table.He smiled &read a newspaper.Iwas wearing 1 boot & 1 shoe.What does it mean? 07:16 AM - 26 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF U r my sunshine my only sunshine. U make me happy when skies r grey. U will never know how much I love U please dont take my sunshine away. 01:58 PM - 07 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF In Dáil chamber. Thought I had a pen in my pocket. Discovered it is s tooth brush! Silly me!!!! 05:06 PM - 12 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF 'I do like David Attenborough' he whispered from the undergrowth. 'So do I' said Lonesome George. 08:51 PM - 23 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Let the wind blow high. Let the wind blow low. Up the street in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hullo. Donal wheres your troosers. 09:23 AM - 03 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Come day Go day.Wish in me heart it was Sunday.Drinking buttermilk all the week.Whiskey on a SundaySkipping the Monday Club 2day.Work.Yeuk! 07:35 AM - 10 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Saw the dawn breaking. Grey light. Out on bike. Saw a squirrel chasing a cat. A grey one. The squirrel that is. Glad 2 b alive. So is cat. 08:13 AM - 09 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Got a Christmas present. I never open my presents until Christmas morn but I tore a wee corner& guess what? Methinks its a yellow duck. 07:15 PM - 20 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF My bestest pressie! The Queen of all rubber ducks. A high class act. Kinda ducky ar lá dee dah! Epsom Salts go deo! 06:25 PM - 27 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF New ducks. They light up! Made my Christmas. 06:01 PM - 27 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF I never said Billy was a duck. It just shows 2 go u how folks jump 2 conclusions about the things I twit. Ducks don't tweet.Ducks quack. 10:21 PM - 13 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF The hunger is on me now. A BIG salad day methinks. With fresh melon 4 afters. Or B4s! Just a thought! 03:35 PM - 22 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Got up this morning. Feeling good. Got the happy blues. The feeling good blues. The this is the best day in my life blues.Dat ain't 2 bad . 09:04 AM - 04 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Everything I do, I dooo it foooor Uuiuh 03:53 PM - 26 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF Every1 else gotta strawberry on their Pavlova except me!! Why? 07:00 PM - 26 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite