38 Utterly Bizarre Tweets By Gerry Adams

Teddy bear romance, creme egg dreams and strawberry pavlova. It can only be the Twitter timeline of Sinn Féin’s Irish republican leader.

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Fell asleep on sofa after dindins. Dreamt aris about cream eggs. Woke up 2 this & Winning Streak!!

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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Have U ever been lonely?Have U ever been blue?B a little forgiving. Take me back in ur heart. How can I go on living now that we're apart.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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Happy Valentines Day xoxoxo

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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I wish I wish I wish in vain. I wish that I was a youth again. But a youth again I never can be until apples grow on an ivy tree. Monday! xo

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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'more I learn abt people de more I like my dog'Mark Twain.'more I learn abt dogs de more I like people'Nuada Adams.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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Just had a flashback 2 the 1 legged dog. Saw a 2 legged cat. Walking very tall. In Pearse St. On hind legs.

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Each night I ask the stars up above. Why must I b a teenager in love?

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A Great Bernard dog just sidled up 2 the sofa & gave me a Brandy&Port. Nuada & Snowie never even barked.Hope he comes back.Or am I dreaming?

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Cuppa camomile, PJs, some broken biscuits. Tom&Ted on my knees. All waiting 4 Paisley;Genesis To Revelation.

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Barr an lá leat. Another soft day. Me @ Ted have work 2 do. Have a nice Lent.

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One of Teds in laws. In Ratoath. Waiting 4 Darren O Rourke 4 Meath East.

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Friday! Yahoo! Getting home 2 c the small people in my life. Cant wait.ted will b sasta.

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Yes ted&tom r same sex couple.But thats their business.And not the issue. RG still sez they r 2 young.Hopefully it will b ok.Codladh samh x

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Tom & Ted r officially engaged. Congratulations 2 them both. Celebrations @ Teddy Bear Picnic Party later. Yippeee!

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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Hushabye baby on the tree top.When the wind blows the cradle will rockWhen wind stills the cradle will fall&down will come baby&cradle&all.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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Fly me 2 the moon.Let me play among the stars.Take me up 2 Venus,2 jupiter or Mars.In other words hold my hand.In other words sayU love me.

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I used 2 sing Black Velvet Band @ the top of my voice while cycling 2 Glenavy. I once got so carried away that I cycled into a field.

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All U need is love. All U need is love. AllU need is love. Love, love is all U need. An grá abú!

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Dreamt I was in a cafe drinkin coffee. Ryan Turbidy sat@my table.He smiled &read a newspaper.Iwas wearing 1 boot & 1 shoe.What does it mean?

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U r my sunshine my only sunshine. U make me happy when skies r grey. U will never know how much I love U please dont take my sunshine away.

— Gerry Adams (@GerryAdamsSF)
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In Dáil chamber. Thought I had a pen in my pocket. Discovered it is s tooth brush! Silly me!!!!

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'I do like David Attenborough' he whispered from the undergrowth. 'So do I' said Lonesome George.

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Let the wind blow high. Let the wind blow low. Up the street in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hullo. Donal wheres your troosers.

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Come day Go day.Wish in me heart it was Sunday.Drinking buttermilk all the week.Whiskey on a SundaySkipping the Monday Club 2day.Work.Yeuk!

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Saw the dawn breaking. Grey light. Out on bike. Saw a squirrel chasing a cat. A grey one. The squirrel that is. Glad 2 b alive. So is cat.

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Got a Christmas present. I never open my presents until Christmas morn but I tore a wee corner& guess what? Methinks its a yellow duck.

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My bestest pressie! The Queen of all rubber ducks. A high class act. Kinda ducky ar lá dee dah! Epsom Salts go deo!

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New ducks. They light up! Made my Christmas.

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I never said Billy was a duck. It just shows 2 go u how folks jump 2 conclusions about the things I twit. Ducks don't tweet.Ducks quack.

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The hunger is on me now. A BIG salad day methinks. With fresh melon 4 afters. Or B4s! Just a thought!

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Got up this morning. Feeling good. Got the happy blues. The feeling good blues. The this is the best day in my life blues.Dat ain't 2 bad .

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Everything I do, I dooo it foooor Uuiuh

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Every1 else gotta strawberry on their Pavlova except me!! Why?

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Jim Waterson is the UK deputy editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London. Waterson focuses on politics.
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