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21 Pictures Of Very Happy Men With Giant Vegetables

Men can only ever truly feel content after growing an enormous marrow.

1. This man is holding the world’s biggest onion.

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It weighs more than 18lbs – or over eight kilograms.

2. He loves it like a child. And he’s not alone in this respect.

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3. Many men have special connections with large vegetables. This weightlifter is holding an eight stone marrow.

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4. And this man is deeply pleased that his tomato weighs over two kilograms.

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5. Some men carry large vegetables around with them so they always have something to lean on.

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6. And some men like to take their vegetables out of the greenhouse so they can see the world.

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7. One man was so pleased with this enormous carrot that he had it surgically attached to his face.

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8. Of course there’s nothing new about man’s obsession with giant vegetables.

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9. This policeman’s expansive marrow saved lives during the Battle of Britain.

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10. And people weren’t judgemental in the 1950s. This man loved his triple marrow, despite its obvious issues.

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11. But today the popularity of growing giant vegetables is exploding. Many young boys now spend their time dreaming of oversized pumpkins.

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12. There’s no stopping the glut of giant vegetable mania, which helps keep children off the streets and is credited with contributing to a fall in the youth crime rate.

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13. This man was so happy with his enormous cabbage that he used it as a bouquet on his wedding day.

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It is not known where the bridesmaid who caught it escaped unscathed.

14. Some men dress up their giant vegetables as submarines.

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15. Some wrap their arms around them.

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16. Others simply shower their vegetables with love in its purest form.

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17. And some men love their vegetables unconditionally, no matter how nobbly they are.

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18. But sometimes a man just needs time alone with a giant vegetable to find himself.

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19. Of course, occasionally you do have to say goodbye to an old friend.

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20. But never without getting the giant vegetable gang back together for one last time.

21. And NEVER without holding one final enormous blow-out giant vegetable party!

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