Peter Laughner, 24. Booze.

It's so funny that this is in the news. I was just discussing this very issue highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.

Man, I wonder what their father's name is. I'm guessing “Sylvester.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/17/fox-news-viewers-are-the-_n_798146.html http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/international_security_bt/102.php?nid=&id=&pnt=102&lb=brusc http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=1370 Of course, you'll ignore these facts and instead believe your link from “Reason” magazine. That's why you're a good republican.

He's less attractive with his mouth open - his teeth were kicked out by a mule when he was a kid.

Oh, so you're one of those people who doesn't find intelligence sexy?

In honor of the real Newt, I went down to the cancer ward of my local hospital and divorced every woman there.

So the Codpiece he wore on “Mission Accomplished” day was stuffed?

Ooooooh, noooooo!

“I don't know where bin Laden is.I have no idea&really don't care.It's not that important.It's not our priority.” - George W. Bush. I don't know, I guess I prefer Obama's policy of actually getting Osama.