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I'm writing this whilst drunk.
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Recently, the most excited I've got is when I cycled to the local Asda Store.
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I considered spending a long weekend in Paris...alone.
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My favourite pastime is watching Neighbours episodes...from 2002.
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I find Nick Clegg really attractive.
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I listen to Billie Piper to remind myself of less stressful times.
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I hate sharing the bed with anyone.
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I find it funny when I learn a swear word...in French.
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I binge on Netflix but got depressed watching House Of Cards because of the Underwood power couple.
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The most important part of my day is my jog because it makes me feel alive.
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All my male friends have become my subconscious boyfriends.
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I constantly check my phone for notifications off various dating apps that I've signed up to.
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I get seriously emotional if someone has not got back to me in five minutes tops.
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I can name my favourite brands of chocolate numerically.
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I've read the Communist Manifesto in its entirety.
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I sing 'Tears Dry On Their Own' by Amy Winehouse in the mirror whilst dwelling on my past, unrequited loves.
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I have a fervent passion for trying shop made wraps with fillings that descend from different cultures.
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I've considered joining a New Religious Movement several times to feel like I'm part of something.
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I enjoy paying visits to my old school teachers.
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And finally...I love birdwatching.