Sexy Private Equity

In my "real job", I spend my days working on buyout deals. I basically buy the crap that investment bankers sell. Unfortunately, the companies we buy aren't exactly sexy (think Dilbert). The deal studs at OpenGate Capital appear to have a much more interesting deal flow as they recently acquired Models 1, a leading European modeling agency. Seriously, how cool is that. Mr. Nikou (OpenGate Founder, Chairman, and Managing Partner), if you need another deal pro with over 30 deals and $2 billion in acquired revenue under his belt, I'd love to work on your next modeling deal.