The Internet: Where the absurd meets the scientific to create the wildly offensive. God bless it.
well if the moon is an average of 390000km away, 129540km is not halfway, its about 1/3rd.
im sorry, 5.1 billion inches isnt half way to the moon. 5.1b in = 129540km the moon orbits an average of 390000km. which is more of a third of the way
this reminds me of the time I heard two guys (around age 13 or so) bragging about how big they were. The first guy said like 8-10 inches or something, then the second guy was like, “Oh yeah?? Well mine’s is like… 20 inches!!!” and the first guy was like, “Dude, that’s fucking gross. You have a deformity!!!”
Good point about 4chan, folks! I have fixed Jimbo’s error. Thanks for your diligence!
Username and email address field? Definitely not 4chan. Still funny, though!
When I saw the black bars in the preview image I thought that they were penis silhouettes. …Supposedly, I’m a straight guy.
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