i sleep on a couch

Just FYI, teabaggers, the “presidential suite” is just the fanciest room in the hotel, which naturally is given to the president if he stays in that hotel.  You don't need to start screaming about what an outrageously corrupt despot Obama is for spending billions of TAXPAYER's DOLARS!!!!1!! on all these presidential suites.

If they weren't all 10,000 dollars a night, I'd be tempted.