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    Books I Would Like To See Published

    Since about 2006, I had some ideas for people to write books about life, themselves, and what has been going on that almost no one knows about. Sarcastic Suggestions from me.

    Jesus Krishna
    by Jesus Krishna

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    • 1. How to Selfishly Ruin the World the Messiah Saved by Nicole Scherzinger

    • 2. I Shot The Man and He Stared Me Down by Kamil Beale

    • 3. I Wanted the Messiah to Fall by Danielle Burgio

    • 4. Chase Me, Jesus by Denise Richards

    • 5. Jodie Foster Got Away With It, Why Can't I? by Minnie Driver

    • 6. I Am Too Busy For The Messiah by Natalie Portman

    • 7. I Really Don't Care About Jesus by Jenny McCarthy

    • 8. What Did You Think I Would Do? by Christina Aguilera

    • 9. Hey, I Can't Even Run My Own Life by Britney Spears

    • 10. I Can't Get Enough of Babies by Angelina Jolie

    • 11. I Don't Know What I Am Doing by The Roman Catholic Church and Gwen Stefani

    • 12. The World Revolves Around Me by Jennifer Aniston

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