The info on this graph is skewed. The conglomerate brewery’s (Coors, Miller) have categories created for them so that the carbonated piss they call beer has a chance at winning a medal. I’m surprised they show their faces at GABF.

Great and next we can do a Mad Libs with The Diary of Anne Frank! This is so much fun!

Was this not all over the place right after Obama’s acceptance speech? Is this November 2008 again? I’m confused as to why this would be buzzworthy.

-Alayne needs to be close enough to fire the dart into a major muscle.
-Alayne needs a personal bodyguard.
I guess it makes sense that I would need some protection.

Looks like that would go well with Spotted Dick Pudding. I’m at work so I’m not going to search for that term in order to provide an image. I can assure you however, it is real and it is probably not fabulous.

Play the ‘Become A Buzzfeed Editor’ Game!
1. Pick any of the links on the ‘99 Things You Should Have Seen’ list
2. Post to Buzzfeed’s Raw Feed with a half-witted or sarcastic comment on it.
3. Watch as it makes its way to the main page, despite having been around for several years.
4. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

The kind I drink comes in a glass bottle. I can only find it in smaller stores but the Coke that’s made in Mexico is made with real sugar (I’m 90% sure)and it tastes 10 times better!

Your Happiest Page makes me inexplicitly angry. I’m not sure why, but I feel a growing rage when I look at it. I propose Buzzfeed places a ban on unicorns, rainbows and smiley faces. (If you must choose, I can live with unicorns.)

Yes, please make that thumbnail pic go away, it makes me want to stab my computer screen. I could give two shits about sarcasm anymore, please please make that bitch’s face disappear.

I think it was napalm testing which would explain the melting bricks.