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The Jesus Dildo

I truly feel immortalized now that I’ve been made into something that can give so much pleasure to so many people.

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This bad larry is called Jackhammer Jesus. From the website: “Jesus was a carpenter, now he’s the powertool.”

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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug, also called “the ultimate pacifier” is truly a miracle.

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Meet the Virgin Mary dildo. Pretty immaculate, don’t you think?

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