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1. It begins when your mom makes a comment about your tight clothes
2. But then getting your pants on becomes an exercise
3. And this becomes your best friend's reaction when you go out to eat
4. So you decide to dust off that old scale in the bathroom
5. You unwillingly decide to begin your diet
6. At first, it's not so bad
7. And you even lose your first pound
8. But then you go out to eat with your friends and they're all like
9. But you're all
10. And your feelings about this diet begin to change
11. Your friends try to cheer you on, and you're like
12. But inside, you're like
13. You realize the weight of your decision
14. And you begin to cry yourself to sleep
15. Giving up would be so much easier
16. But you continue, and this becomes your reaction to everything
17. McDonald's becomes the object of your desire
18. And your relationship with cake becomes obssessive
19. And you realize that life sucks
20. Because every day feels like this
21. So you have a good cry
22. And take that first chocolatey, delicious bite
23. At first, you feel like this
24. But then you decide to stop the charade and tell the truth
25. And your whole world changes
26. You begin visiting your fridge again
27. And you see the error of your ways
28. This becomes your reaction after eating that last slice of cake
29. And you realize how fabulous you actually are
30. Because let's face it, who needs diets when you have cookies?
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