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1. Beer never talks back.
2. Beer is always up for a good time.
3. Beer can be cheap AND that's a good thing.
4. Beer doesn't hog the bed or the covers.
5. Beer comes in a variety of flavors.
6. Beer doesn't care what you're wearing.
7. Beer looks beautiful in anything.
8. Beer doesn't have to meet your parents.
9. Beer doesn't mind if you play games with it.
10. Beer really is great no matter the size.
11. Beer is always nice to come home to.
12. Beer can be loved by anyone and no one gives a sh*t.
13. Beer lasts longer than two weeks.
14. Beer always leaves a good taste in your mouth.
15. Beer doesn't mind if you share it.
16. Beer doesn't need to label the relationship.
Pass me my true love barkeep.
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