You’re the most mature of your friend group, but also the moodiest. You tend to get hung up on your exes. Be very careful about who you go to Staten Island with.
At your best, you’re ambitious and determined. At your worst, you’re a wee bit self-absorbed and tone-deaf towards others’ feelings. Thankfully, you’ve grown enough as a person that you’d never eat a cupcake in a bathtub anymore. (But you’d still hook up with that super sexy doctor.)
You’re not as naive as people think you are, because you’ve learned the ways of the world fast. You’ve got a bright future ahead of you if you can focus on what you truly want. Luckily, you’ve learned that pink isn’t your most flattering color.
Your wild child ways have landed you in hot water in the past. Will you eventually settle down, or just move on to the next Thomas-John? Either way, you’re got plenty of partying left in you yet.
You’re not aware of too many things. You know what you know, if you know what I mean.
You’re a reformed free spirit and easily the most underrated person on the TV show of your life. Sensitive but tough, you give great advice to everyone you know. Never ditch that beanie.
You’ve dialed your strong personality down a bit, but you’ll never fit the mold other people want to pour you into. (Not that you give a shit.) Your anger issues can strain your relationships, though, so a little mellowing out might do you some good.
You’re 10 pounds of fun in a five-lb. bag. You might not have your life figured out yet, but you’re having damn fun getting there. Keep doing you.
You’re ambitious and determined, and you were probably too good for this show to begin with. Your career means more to you than maybe even you realize. Will you make a surprise return? We’ll see…