We're giving up alcohol for the month of January, and things are going great!!
Our sober aunt Kathy just sent us a list of fun mocktail recipes to try.
We've realized that no, in fact, we don't need alcohol to have a good time!
And yes, even though we miss beer, there's something kind of satisfying about kicking back at the end of the day with a nice glass of cranberry juice.
Go ahead and order a pitcher of lager. We're totally happy with this soda water!!!!!
We're totally not paying attention to that beautiful red wine you just poured, even though it's a cozy winter night by the fireplace and snow is starting to fall outside!
Hangovers are SO bad that it's worth not being able to sip a strong ice-cold negroni that burns so beautifully on your tongue.
You know what makes US high? All the money we're saving by not spending it on booze!
Without drinking, you have so much free time! We're going to stop at Michael's after work and pick up some supplies to learn how to knit!
And this weekend, we'll probably clean out that junk drawer in the kitchen, the one next to the silverware. It's about time!!
WE DON'T MISS THE TASTE OF CHAMPAGNE AT ALL!! REALLY!!!!!!
REALITY TV MARATHONS ARE JUST AS FUN WITHOUT A BOTTLE OF YELLOW TAIL! THE HUGE ONE THAT'S STILL REALLY CHEAP!
WE'VE BEEN SLEEPING SO WELL AT NIGHT. REALLY, REALLY WELL.
