Buzz·Posted on Jan 5, 201530 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30Please card me. Please card me. Please card me.by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You know that if it's past 8 p.m. and you're not already out, you're NOT going out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. These signs make you officially feel like a fossil. View this photo on Instagram 3. You shudder when you realize college was 10 YEARS AGO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Hangovers not only last longer, but INTENSIFY AS THE DAY GOES ON. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Celebrity kids are now SO grown up. 6. You realize it's always worth it to pay more for the direct flight. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Comfortable shoes seem more and more attractive. 8. You dread New Year's Eve more than death itself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You lose the ability to digest the dollar menu. View this photo on Instagram 10. Every party you go to now includes at least one baby. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Your childhood is now for sale at vintage stores. View this photo on Instagram 12. This: 13. You stop being romantic about having your own business cards. View this photo on Instagram 14. You voluntarily buy kale. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Hello, pimples and wrinkles at the same time! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You and your friends talk openly about pooping. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You don't know who any YouTube stars are. 18. Crafting starts to sound a lot more appealing. View this photo on Instagram 19. "Being cozy" starts to supplant all other interests. View this photo on Instagram 20. Your back hurts when you do strenuous tasks, like getting out of bed in the morning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You witness your First Facebook Divorce. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. You stop freaking out when you don't have plans on a Saturday night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Pants without actual waistbands become your top sartorial priority. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Everything is now being marketed to people way younger than you. 25. You realize you've started ordering what your mom orders at the bar. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. You're truly horrified by the length of time you've been paying your student loans vs. how much of a dent you've made in your principal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. Happy hour becomes "would rather be at home" hour. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Teen slang enrages you. View this photo on Instagram 29. College kids start to look like small children to you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. Your life has generally calmed down a little, and you're totally OK with that. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF