The Definitive Ranking Of Dinosaurs, From Worst To Best

All dinosaurs are freaking awesome, but some are better than others.

11. Icthyosaurus

A DOLPHIN WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES? JESUS GOD NO

10. Ankylosaurus

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

9. Iguanadon

REAL TALK IT’S A CONSTIPATED T-REX
NEXT

8. Pterodactyl

THE P IS SILENT
SO ARE YOU AFTER IT SWOOPS DOWN FROM 20,000 FEET & KILLS YOU WITH NO REMORSE

7. Allosaurus

T.REX : RADIOHEAD :: ALLOSAURUS : MUSE

6. Stegosaurus

LOOK AT THAT SWEET ASS BODY ARMOR
PLUS IT’S VEGAN
BOTTOM LINE: I’D HIT IT

5. Velociraptor

PACK HUNTING, GENIUS IQ KILLING MACHINES
A+, EVOLUTION

4. Triceratops

OH MY GOD LOOK IT’S SO COOL
IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING WEARING A DRACULA COLLAR AND SOME STICKERS
BONUS: THEIR HUGE POOPS

3. Corythosaurus

THIS IS THAT DINOSAUR THAT HAS A MOHAWK
ANY QUESTIONS DIDN’T THINK SO

2. Apatosaurus

NECK LIKE A TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK
THIGHS LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

1. Tyrannosaurus Rex

“LOL ITS ARMS”
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN LOL AFTER THE T-REX RIPS OUT YOUR LUNGS, LOSER

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