You’re a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm and you’re not going to let a faint whiff of urine or a claustrophobic subway car keep you from taking Gotham by storm. Now you just have to save up $300 million dollars for a real estate broker and you’ll be all set.
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No way! WTF are you thinking?
This photo is of a typical garbage pile on a New York City sidewalk. That’s right, in NYC there’s no place to put your trash, so everyone just heaps it up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK. At night, the trash monsters emerge zombie-like from the piles looking for innocent victims to kill for their own enjoyment. Also, Shake Shack lines are long. Don’t move here.