The 17 Most Emo Things That Ever Happened

    *brushes bangs out of face*

    1. This printer:

    2. This clownfish.

    3. This emo crate photobombing the happy crate.

    4. This:

    5. This cow.

    6. This five-dollar bill.

    7. This dog.

    8. This cake.

    9. This alpaca.

    10. This dad.

    11. This birthday card.

    12. This rat.

    13. This child's poem.

    14. This town.

    15. This photo with Santa.

    16. This:

    17. This carrot.