Buzz·Posted on Jun 23, 201430 Things Only Antisocial People Understand"Ahhh sorry, I just saw your text!" —You, three days laterby Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lingering inside for 30 seconds when you hear one of your neighbors in the hallway so you don't have to talk to them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Secretly rejoicing when friends cancel plans on you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. When you finally get corralled into going to a party: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. The internet isn't just your hobby; it's your lifestyle choice. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Your library of excuses to get out of going to work happy hour rivals the one at Alexandria. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. This is your idea of heaven while shopping: 7. When your roommate has a guest over and you need to get something from the kitchen: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Making up other plans so that people think you have weekend plans and then spending the entire time by yourself. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When someone asks, "So what's new with you?" 10. The Irish good-bye is your signature move. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Letting every single call go to voicemail and then never checking your voicemail. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. That going to the movies by yourself is actually the best thing ever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Seeing someone you know at the grocery store: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Never answering the door, EVER. 15. That this is basically your life motto: 16. When you're talking to your friend and their friend, and they leave and you have to make small talk with their friend: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. That being able to order pizza online — no stupid phone call!! — changed your life. 18. Not knowing what to do when people are singing "Happy Birthday" to you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Checking your email and seeing three different birthday party invites: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. When you have to call anyone about anything: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. That going to a wedding by yourself is the worst thing in the world. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. When you're at a bar reading by yourself, and someone tries to hit on you: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Why going to the beach by yourself is your idea of heaven. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Earnestly thinking HBO Go and Netflix are the only friends you need. 25. Hating gym classes or personal trainers, because your workout time is YOUR time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Making up REALLY good excuses for not texting back right away when someone invites you to do something. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. The mere idea of Tinder fills you with dread. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. Feeling like you want to melt into the ground when someone invades your personal space. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. That riding the elevator is the worst thing in the world. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. That you're not a total misanthrope; you just use your time wisely with people you really enjoy.