Buzz·Posted on Jul 9, 201330 Signs You're Almost 30It's 11 p.m. and you want to go out NOW???by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You get carded, and your first instinct is, "AWESOME." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Instead of drunken party photos, your Facebook friends are all about the baby pics. 3. ...and marathon times. 4. You get super excited when you go to a concert and there are SEATS. 5. You start a story with "when I was in college" and realize that was 10 years ago. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. When you watch teen movies/TV shows, you find yourself siding more with the parents than the kids. 7. You've gone to a bar and left because it was too loud. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You have 10,000 business cards from old jobs that you have no idea what to do with. 9. You've become a sunscreen nazi. 10. You find cool celebs who are in their early thirties and think, There's still hope. 11. You're getting increasingly scared to check your credit score. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. You're seriously thinking about getting a dog. No, having a baby. No, definitely getting a dog. 13. You'd rather pay a little more for a "nice, clean" hotel room than cram into a hostel with 12 of your friends. 14. Everything cool is being marketed to people younger than you now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. You've definitely lost the enzyme that lets you digest Taco Bell. 16. There's an increasing number of musical artists you haven't even heard of. 17. Every night you're like: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You've experienced the dreaded TWO-DAY hangover: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You realize your parents were your age (or younger!) when they had you, and you start cutting them some major slack. 20. Running hurts your knees. The elliptical hurts your knees. Everything hurts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Teen slang makes you viscerally angry. 22. You start buying shoes based on "comfort." 23. An 11-year-old has to show you how to do something on your smartphone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Weekend nights: Instead of having two drinks at four different bars, you have two drinks at one bar then go home. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. You voluntarily buy the "fiber" cereal. 26. You get really excited about lame stuff, like low interest rates. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. You wonder, seriously, how you ever pulled an all-nighter. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. You've uttered the phrase, "I'm too old for music festivals." 29. You've graduated from Ikea to West Elm. 30. You have been to a party where at least two of your friends brought their babies. Also on BuzzFeed: Life in Your Early 20s vs. Your Late 20s buzzfeed.com Need more LOL in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter, and you’ll get our hottest stories in your inbox every morning!