29 Unsolved Mysteries From Your Childhood

Life is a deep, unknowable void.

1. What evil powers turned this cheeseburger into a robot?

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2. Where did the temple guards take the first kid they caught while the second kid did the temple?

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3. Why did no one warn Captain Planet that his green mullet made him look like Billy Ray Cyrus?

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4. What did the Bananas in Pajamas wear to bed?

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5. Who were all those people paging you on your Bubble Beeper?

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6. Was Mother Nature deeply angry about these?

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7. Why was this so fun?

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8. Will anything ever be more suspenseful than this?

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9. Where DID Ghostwriter come from?

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10. Why didn’t Clarissa’s window have screens?

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11. Would pants ever get any cooler than this?

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12. What gave these their magical healing powers?

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13. Why was looking through this such a good way to figure out which of your friends was coolest?

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14. What happened to putting yourself through college with these?

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15. Why was everything better when it was written in this?

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16. Why did the Pizza Head show get canceled?

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17. Why wouldn’t your mom let you wear this outfit?

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18. How did all the popular kids know about the JanSport backpack?

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19. Why would anyone make a CD player without skip protection?

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20. Why was this the world’s greatest headband?

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21. If you drank this, would you die?

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22. Why didn’t these come any higher?

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23. Would Alex Mack and Ray have ever realized they were soul mates?

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24. Would you ever achieve the same amount of coolness as this guy?

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25. What happened to all that gum that stayed in your stomach for 7 years?

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26. Why did this sharpen pencils so much cooler?

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27. How could one bear look so snazzy in a hat?

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28. Did the grapes that didn’t escape go to grape heaven?

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29. What kind of magic made Shamu able to live at all the Sea Worlds at the same time?

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