Buzz·Posted on Sep 5, 201327 Things Media People LikeSmart take.by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Complaining about how they hate listening to the sound of their own voices when transcribing. 2. Waiting in long lines for chopped salad in their local metropolitan areas. 3. Smart takes. 4. Acting like going on TV is a huge hassle. 5. David Grann. 6. Saying they hate Twitter and want to quit it but never actually quitting it. 7. Happy hour. 8. Being "funny" in headlines. 9. Going to book parties for free booze. 10. Saying "I read you all the time" to someone, having never read anything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Subtweets. FishbowlDC @FishbowlDC Some PR people being useless or otherwise irritating today. Some days are just like that I guess. 06:48 PM - 04 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite FishbowlDC@FishbowlDCSome PR people being useless or otherwise irritating today. Some days are just like that I guess./ Via 12. Calling people out on their subtweets. 13. Getting free pizza in the newsroom on election night. 14. Tweeting airport code —> airport code. 15. Storifying conversations they have among themselves. 16. The Awl. 17. Correcting people's grammar. 18. Anecdotal ledes. 19. Spelling it "hed," "dek," and "lede" in part just to feel cool. 20. Taking sources out to lunch just to expense it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Congratulating people on their new jobs on Twitter. daveweigel @daveweigel Congrats to [journalist friend] on [his/her] new job at [respectable media organization]! 07:15 PM - 17 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite daveweigel@daveweigelCongrats to [journalist friend] on [his/her] new job at [respectable media organization]!/ Via 22. Talking about needing coffee. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Bringing laptops to meetings. 24. Taking Instagrams of the TV studio set. View this photo on Instagram 25. Making fun of The Newsroom. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Secretly being obsessed with their Klout scores. 27. Arguing about whether New York or D.C. sucks more.