Promoted

27 People Who Know What Valentine’s Day Is Really About

Er, weed.

1.

Weed is my only Valentine— No Mention = No FB

2.

Weed is my valentine.— â–³LMASITA

3.

Weed is my Valentine.— COSTAâ„

4.

This is actually kind of sad cause i have no weed, & maryjane was supposed to be my valentine :(— irie eyes

5.

My class work and weed is my Valentine— porn star kangol

6.

My Valentine is weed never did me wrong -maryjane

— riddbiddcptb (@govna forcie force)

My Valentine is weed never did me wrong -maryjane— govna forcie force

7.

Whiskey and weed is my valentine

— Feinberglive (@The Notorious)

Whiskey and weed is my valentine— The Notorious

8.

RT If Mary Jane is your Valentine today.

— stillblazingtho (@Weed Tweets ™)

RT If Mary Jane is your Valentine today.— Weed Tweets â„¢

9.

Wearin a Marley shirt cus my Valentine is Mary Jane.

— DomSauve (@•DisturbedDom•)

Wearin a Marley shirt cus my Valentine is Mary Jane.— •DisturbedDom•

10.

Me and Mary Jane have been Valentine's for years...

— Rob0_Green (@Rob0_Green)

Me and Mary Jane have been Valentine’s for years…— Rob0_Green

11.

Can I get a bouquet of weed and a bottle of Patron for Valentine's Day?

— prttygrlprblems (@prettygirlproblems)

Can I get a bouquet of weed and a bottle of Patron for Valentine’s Day?— prettygirlproblems

12.

All of this money spent on Valentine's Day presents when you could've bought the greatest gift of all.. Weed.

— YoyoBaker (@Acid Queen)

All of this money spent on Valentine’s Day presents when you could’ve bought the greatest gift of all.. Weed.— Acid Queen

13.

Fuck all this nonsense, I want a big bag of weed and a stripper with morality issues for Valentine's Day.

— KidSensation44 (@Leif)

Fuck all this nonsense, I want a big bag of weed and a stripper with morality issues for Valentine’s Day.— Leif

14.

If someone surprised me on Valentine's Day with a huge beer and weed, I'd date you so hard.

— DrMindFreaK (@DrMindFreak)

If someone surprised me on Valentine’s Day with a huge beer and weed, I’d date you so hard.— DrMindFreak

15.

What girlfriend you know gives her boyfriend a quarter of weed for Valentine's Day?! (;

— JuarezKnowsBest (@Jessssey)

What girlfriend you know gives her boyfriend a quarter of weed for Valentine’s Day?! (;— Jessssey

16.

Weed is my Valentine I'm chilling with it all day 😁.

— Eliamatos04 (@Eli A. Matos)

Weed is my Valentine I’m chilling with it all day 😁.— Eli A. Matos

17.

My valentine is this weed brownie👌🍁

— emily_rutan (@Emily Elizabeth)

My valentine is this weed brownie👌🍁— Emily Elizabeth

18.

My valentine is a quarter of weed

— TheGameManDan (@Danny McNeil)

My valentine is a quarter of weed— Danny McNeil

19.

going to ask my mom for money to buy my valentine a gift, I'm my own valentine and weed is my gift

— gabi_cerrutti (@Gabi Cerrutti)

going to ask my mom for money to buy my valentine a gift, I’m my own valentine and weed is my gift— Gabi Cerrutti

20.

Perfect Valentine's Day gift? Marijuana. 💚

— 2Huggz (@Nick Huggins)

Perfect Valentine’s Day gift? Marijuana. 💚— Nick Huggins

21.

Marijuana is my valentine <3

— sergio_n_cruz (@CruzitoX3)

Marijuana is my valentine <3— CruzitoX3

22.

Perfect Valentine's Day gift? Marijuana. 💚

— 2Huggz (@Nick Huggins)

Perfect Valentine’s Day gift? Marijuana. 💚— Nick Huggins

23.

Marijuana is my Valentine.

— Rueskii_Rue (@Call Me Rueskii ✌)

Marijuana is my Valentine.— Call Me Rueskii ✌

24.

I don't have a valentine, but I think I'll be okay with just smoking a lot of pot on valentines day.

— caralynne4 (@batman)

I don’t have a valentine, but I think I’ll be okay with just smoking a lot of pot on valentines day.— batman

25.

Weed you be my Valentine?

— Ctop3 (@Chris Toppino)

Weed you be my Valentine?— Chris Toppino

26.

My Valentine's Day breakfast consist of weed #yummy

— RollinBesties (@✨Alice&Molly)

My Valentine’s Day breakfast consist of weed #yummy— ✨Alice&Molly

27.

Valentine’s Day isn’t about having a mate or receiving gifts. It isn’t about kissing or hugging. It’s about weed.

— imsooosleepy (@Taylor B)

Valentine’s Day isn’t about having a mate or receiving gifts. It isn’t about kissing or hugging. It’s about weed.— Taylor B

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
 
    Hot Buzz

    What Are Your Favourite Books From Australian Authors?

    collection

    What’s The Creepiest Place That You’ve Ever Traveled To?

    collection
    Now Buzzing